Jon has pretty much taken over the position of teaching the newest Watchmen sword skills. He’s just such a great leader especially for a boy so young. You know he’s destined for great things.
Stannis summons him one night sending Melisandre to retrieve him. Jon is very curious but also apprehensive about Melisandra and the Lord of Light. Stannis believes Jon to be innocent of the crimes Slynt wants him punished for and has a very special offer to make him.
Basically, Stannis wants to partner with Jon – to have Jon give up being a member of the Night’s Watch and return to Winterfell to rule as Lord Jon Stark. Kings have the ability to legitimize bastards and Stannis is offering Jon that opportunity. Jon is a bit gobsmacked. Stannis also wants to partner with the Wildlings – to allow them to live in The Gift – probably so that he can have extra soldiers on his side and to keep one enemy at bay. To help this partnership, Stannis wants Jon to marry Val – aunt to Mance Rayder’s heir. Oh, and Jon must give up the old gods to worship the Lord of Light.
Wow – that’s a lot for a boy to take in. Jon asks for time to consider the offer. You can tell he’s not entirely thrilled with the notion of betraying the Watch again, but he’s always wanted to shed the bastard baggage. We shall see!!
Tyrion’s down in the black cells not so patiently awaiting his death. These are the same cells that held Ned Stark in his final days. Suddenly, the door opens and Tyrion knows his life is at an end.
Except that it’s Jaime come to save him! Jaime explains to Tyrion that he owed him a debt. Jaime finally admits to Tyrion that Tysha – Tyrion’s first wife – was not a whore at all, but exactly who she claimed to be. She really loved Tyrion, but good ol’ Tywin made Jaime lie. Tyrion has no forgiveness for Jaime in this matter and even slaps him! Tyrion trots off to find Varys on his own. They are going to smuggle him out of Westeros and across the sea.
Tyrion meets up with Varys and they travel through secret tunnels deep in the castle’s belly. Varys tells Tyrion they are beneath the tower where the Hand’s chambers are and Tyrion demands directions to the Hand’s chambers – his father’s chambers. Once there, Tyrion finds Shae in his father’s bed and kills her. Next, he kills Tywin – his own father. A bad ass scene if there ever was one. CAN. NOT. WAIT. FOR. THIS. HBO better get it right. I finally feel like the old Tyrion is back and badder than ever.
Stannis wants the new Lord Commander chosen by the end of day. Sam conjures up enough courage to play the two vote leaders against one another so that Slynt won’t win. Unfortunately, neither man is willing to bow to the other. Sam gets discouraged, but puts the idea of a new Commander in their minds – Jon Snow. Both men seem willing to believe Jon might be a decent leader, not as great as they would be, but close. Sam seals the deal by lying to both men – stating that Stannis is going to put the other in power if the men don’t choose. Well played, Tarly. Well played. I like this new found confidence in our dear Sam. Can’t wait to see his character development in future books.
This chapter is bittersweet knowing that Jon doesn’t appear in the next novel. I will miss my husband of the North.
Jon’s still working through his decision and having a bit of internal turmoil over whether to accept Winterfell. But finally, a divine intervention of sorts makes his decision for him – Ghost returns!!! Oh Ghost, how we’d missed you.
The final vote goes down for Lord Commander and Jon gets chosen. YES. He’s finally arrived at the doorstep of his destiny. He owns the Wall now and must face Stannis. Until next time, Jon, until next time.
What a bizarre chapter. That singer dude is still after Sansa’s body. Weird.
Sansa wakes to a snow storm and heads out to the garden. She begins to build a castle and this takes up the rest of the day. Of course, the snow castle she’s building is Winterfell and before long Littlefinger joins her – helping her finish some of the more difficult sections. Littlefinger is creepy like a child molester.
Little psycho Robert joins them in the garden and proceeds to destroy the castle. Sansa gets pissed and Robert has one of his episodes. Next Littlefinger attacks Sansa with his tongue. Disgusting.
Lady Lysa calls Sansa to her chambers or whatever. Sansa is prepared to be punished over the Robert incident, but instead Lysa goes batshit over seeing Sansa kiss Petyr. Lysa is pretty much trying to kill Sansa, but Littlefinger comes to the rescue and pushes his darling wife out the sky window. Bye bye, Lysa. What the hell is Littlefinger up to? He pushes the blame onto the sleazy singer. A fun scene, but very odd.
Nothing much to say here other than: Zombie!Catelyn. She’s joined Beric and his men as an undead thing.